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Zipper Dick
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When you're in grade
5
and you need a post science class
circumcision
because you didn't
tuck
your willy and your zipper is made of metal.
Nobody
wants to
see
your "
Zipper
Dick"
Zipper Dick
by
zipsondeck
February 14, 2022
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