zibbel

Surname pertaining to a highly intelligent and classy group of people!

She reads Tolstoy, she must be a Zibbel.

by Heath Zibbel July 11, 2004

zibber

the most kick-ass coolest most bitchin person you have ever met! usually the person you tell everything.

i love that kid, he is totally my zibber.

by megannnnnnnnn January 11, 2009

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

by Bry10022 April 8, 2021

zibelium

Zibelium is a highly addictive substance(not human) usually found hanging around in discord servers.
Non-toxic, made from 2 atoms of love and 5 atoms of cuteness, its molecule looks like a cat.
Large doses can kill instantly and the recommended dose for getting high on zibelium is 1 tea spoon.
It reacts with the phrase Mahal Kita releasing endorphins in a wide area

-Hey dude you look down, do you want some zibelium?
-Sure man but no more than a tea spoon
-Mahal Kitaaaaa!!!
-OH SHIT DUDE WHY DID YOU SAY THAT WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE

by Skillers3 January 30, 2019

Zibbed

1. to be thoroughly owned
2. to get pwned
3. to get sexually assaulted by an underage individual

I was hooking up with her and after the 3rd time, I found her ID to find she was 16. I got zibbed so hard.

by ZibbedMaster May 14, 2011

Zibbed

(verb) to get screwed, lied to, sexually assaulted, taken advantage of, or otherwise royally fucked over by another person.

Did you hear that Austin got zibbed by that one chick again?

by jaysah May 20, 2011

Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz

1. one who leads people on to think that he is straight by paying a hooker to "date" him, but if further research is used one can find pornographic images of her knuckle deep which is evidence that proves that she is a hooker.

2. one who was born a Siamese twin but after surgery, all that remains is an unsightly lump on the back of his neck.

3. one who has an uncanny fondness for Justin Bieber

Dude, you got lumps all over your diseased ass body, you look like a Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz.

Just cause you hang around that skank doesn't hide the fact that you like it up the rump, ur just incognito like Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz.

Call me crazy, call me Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz, call me what you will; but there is just something about Justin Bieber that makes my asshole moist.

by gaydenz September 17, 2009