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The Great Prophet Zarquon was a galactic prophet from ancient times, and was thought to be revered throughout the galaxy. He had scores of followers and disciples who waited diligently for an event they called "The Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon". Unfortunately the prophet's lack of punctuality caused this event to happen only merely a few brief seconds before the end of the Universe itself, during which time he was able to utter only the words "Sorry I'm late..." before the universe ended. From the Douglas Adams novel "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."

More recently, modern Galactic races use the name Zarquon as a curse word.
"Holy Zarquon, this zarking army is about to invade my home planet. Zark all of you zarking zarks, I won't come quietly!"
zarquon by spankypdx November 9, 2006
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Intergalactical swearword with some religious significance and used by all intellectual species known throughout space, derived from the legendary prophet Zarquon.
Oh, Zarquon, What in the name of zarking fardwarks, For Zark's sake, Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish.
Swearword derived from the prophet Great Zarquon
Great Zarquon!
zarquon by ruther July 8, 2003
The Great Prophet Zarquon, A god from Douglas Adams, Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy. The whole of all the know entirety was said to have come from his left nortril
"You ain't goin no further Bitch, Only Zarquon gonna save you now!"
"Holy Zarquon Singing Fish"
"What the Zarquon have you been"
Zarquon by Ztary December 21, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026