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zalb by jamie wamie April 22, 2018
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Zalbinitis
A horrible affliction Causing an individual with a large trust fund to commit him or her self to So many charity boards and events they begin overlapping causing the victim to suffer complete humiliation
“Can you believe they got Abraham to join another board? That shitbird showed up 3 hours late to the gala” definitely a bad case of zalbinitis
Zalbinitis by Zane alsabrey December 4, 2019
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Zalbar
A Zalbar (zh-älb-ar) is someone who is king of the awesome-sauce. They can train thier pokémon to power levels that are over 9000 without the aid of cheats or hacks.
When playing a multi-player FPS they will score head shots one everyone repeatedly from as far away as the maps will allow them to go with thier fists as the selected weapon.
A common occurance in the Counter-Strike games is to here the game's voice state:
"A Zalbar has joined the game, Counter-Terrorists win."
As Zalbar's unfailingly play as the counter-terrorists, and thier joining a game is considered an auto-win.
It is not yet known why.
Chuck Norris himself on many occassions has admitted that he is scared to leave the house unless Zalbar is asleep.
"Zalbars are just so awesome, it's frightening.", he says.
There was a character in the Xbox video game "Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic" whose name was Zalbar. This was merely a cooincedince, and he was not in fact a 'true' Zalbar. He was just a 7ft. tall walking carpet that made grenades for you and whined about privacy if you attempted engage him in a conversation.
When playing a multi-player FPS they will score head shots one everyone repeatedly from as far away as the maps will allow them to go with thier fists as the selected weapon.
A common occurance in the Counter-Strike games is to here the game's voice state:
"A Zalbar has joined the game, Counter-Terrorists win."
As Zalbar's unfailingly play as the counter-terrorists, and thier joining a game is considered an auto-win.
It is not yet known why.
Chuck Norris himself on many occassions has admitted that he is scared to leave the house unless Zalbar is asleep.
"Zalbars are just so awesome, it's frightening.", he says.
There was a character in the Xbox video game "Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic" whose name was Zalbar. This was merely a cooincedince, and he was not in fact a 'true' Zalbar. He was just a 7ft. tall walking carpet that made grenades for you and whined about privacy if you attempted engage him in a conversation.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable