yule-log

When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.

"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"

by Xkcd 1435 December 18, 2011

yule log

the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much

#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...

by bleeewwee December 30, 2007

yule log

one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event

Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!

by Cootie Brown March 16, 2007

Yule Logging

Taking that massive post Christmas eating binge dump.

I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.

All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

yule log

A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.

Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.

by Trainable June 29, 2008

Yule Log

a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.

James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log

by JimmidyJames December 29, 2009

yule log

Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.

Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!

by GoingToAlpha December 22, 2010