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YouTube Ads are the worst.

YouTube Ads by pseudosandjews November 6, 2018

Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.

Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.

Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads by QuacksO October 26, 2025

Youtubearse

noun

A game that looks fun when youtubers play it but is much less enjoyable when actually played.

Guy 1: "This game looks so fun, I'm going to buy it"
Guy 2: "Yeah it looks super fun, I've watched lots of youtubers play it
Guy 1: "I'm gonna buy it"
Guy 2: "Lemme know how it is"

1 day later

Guy 1: "It's a youtubearse, it looked so fun when they played it but it's so boring."
Guy 2: "Damn, I knew deep inside that it would be a youtubearse."

Youtubearse by Giant Squid. December 19, 2018