#1 (N) This cool website where you can ask, answer, and rant about life, love, and anything else that happens in life. And do it completely anonymously.
#2 (N) When you ask lame questions or make lame statements on Youlame
#3 (V) The act of posting a question or comment on Youlame.. (youlame it)
Example #1:
Guy: I want to ask Jenny out but I don't know if she likes me... what should I do?
Friend: Why don't you ask youlame? They give free advice to anyone and no one will know it's you because it's anonymous!
Example #2:
Girl: I have never kissed a boy but I really like this guy. I'm too embarassed to ask anyone because I don't want to be made fun of
Brother: Ew.. I'm not interested in your love life but Youlame it. They'll give you good advice.
Example #3:
Person: WHY DOES THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! I AM SO MAD! No one even understands me.... they just judge me. I am going to rant on Youlame! No one can judge me then!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.