Your mom's credit card

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks

Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019

your mom's house

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.

My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

by Chester A Arthur's Ghost March 13, 2014

Your mom's a hoe

Your father dipped to the Maldives after committing fraud on Wall Street. He met a hoe, and here you are.

It's simple, your mom's a hoe

by Daddy's Milk April 29, 2021

your mom's mom

A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."

-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom! Shut up!

by Sloane Koller April 11, 2008

Your mom's credit card

Someone tooks your mom's credit card to buy robux and premium on roblox

Kim: Haha noob i am better than you on adopt me
Yeon: I have Your mom's credit card
Kim: *lefts the game*

by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021

your mom's pussy

The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today

your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out

by xXLorDXx October 8, 2010

your mom's chest hair

-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.

Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair

by broyce August 8, 2008