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Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door 

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Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.

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shut your [door] 

shut up; shut your trap; shut your mouth
The Redskin fan told the Cowboy fan, "shut your door," when the Cowboys made the interception.
shut your [door] by GatorCav November 18, 2013

smash your back door in 

A term used to describe the act of anal sex, popularised by Keith Lemon.
(courtesy of Keith Lemon),

'I want to smash your back door in and spunk on your tits'.

Slam the door on your teeth 

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.
Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

Leave your shoes at the door 

To get so unbelievably fucked up, you are mentally checking your brain out of commission til further notice
To forget the past present and future, and to 'break the world down' into something way to complex for the untrained eye to discover.
After Kevin and Dom forgot: how much money they started with, how many bombers were ate, how blood got on Dom's sneaker, and why Kevin's shoes were litterally gone the next morning. They concluded that they had a leave your shoes at the door night.

Don't shit on your doorstep 

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!
Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"