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Your butthole 

The shit hole between both of your ass cheeks

Color Match Your Butthole 

When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.
Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT
Color Match Your Butthole by Bootifuk February 17, 2015

national shave your butthole day 

A day when everyone unites and takes a razor to their asshole.
"Yo bro you got your razor? Its national shave your butthole day!"

balls in your butthole 

When your balls are literally in your butthole
Tim was strolling down the street when all of a sudden his anus swallowed both his testicles, therefor his balls were in his butthole. Which brings us to the term "balls in your butthole"

I want to get stuck up your butthole 

Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

close your butthole

if i kid in math class keeps farting, tell him to close his butthole!!
CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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