show your goodies

Showing off your private parts; i.e. your genitilia of sorts for men and women respectively.

Britney, you can't walk out of the house wearing that short pum-pum skirt! You must find something else suitable to wear that isn't going to show your goodies.

by VernacularXTC October 13, 2013

Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.

"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek

by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

get your "on the rocks" off

Having a margarita so good, you feel deep primal pleasure.

Do you want to get your "on the rocks" off? Then you have to have one of these Adelitas Cocina y Cantina Margaritas!"

by kj.trustedphoto April 27, 2020

peel your flower

Performing oral sex on a woman.

Bryce said, "baby I want to peel your flower and then plant my seed.

by Chas69 May 4, 2023

look-at-your-t-shirt

A phrase used when someone is being ridiculous, sometimes due to the shirt they are wearing

Dude, you cant get that girl, I mean... well just look-at-your-T-shirt!

by Dimitrishostakovich May 3, 2010

National FaceTime your crush day

Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!

Me: Heyy, you know what today is?

Crush: no?

Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!

by Jenne June 11, 2022