Your dick is so small, it is barely visible.
People with bad sight have a hard time finding your dick.
People with bad sight have a hard time finding your dick.
by JepeMarino May 31, 2021
Nigga dont hate me cause im beautifull nigga mabye if you got rid of yo yee yee ass haircut you can get some bitches on your dick or better yet tanisha would call yo dog ass if she aint talkin to that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with niiggaa
by I dont know what pseudonym is January 10, 2021
by janedaqsonn May 26, 2021
To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008
Australian slang.
To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".
"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".
"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
by Ole Mate July 18, 2017
A suss way to say someone is gassing themselves too much/being overly cocky/being arrogant asf/Egotist
by Slendahman December 9, 2020
Make sure you prepare for this,i don't want to see you step on your dick up there.
WELL,WELL,WELL.You really stepped on your dick this time,big guy!
WELL,WELL,WELL.You really stepped on your dick this time,big guy!
by C.R. DUMAS October 6, 2005