Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.
Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...
by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009
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