you like it, it likes you! 

statement on ancient 7-up bottle (the 7 oz guys) -funny thing...-thats just the relationship i have with my cannabis!!

you for a muggle bra? -fuckin' ay! you like it, it likes you!

you like it, it likes you! by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

if you like it, I love it 

Said when letting an individual do him/her, when you either aren't in the mood to criticize them, or feel it's not your place to, whether or not you agree with their behavior. Because hey, what they eat doesn't make you sh*t, why give yourself gray hairs tryna change 'em?

If you like it, I love it...they're your kids, not mine.

Me: Wow, your girl wears a mad lot of makeup!
He: Hey, as long as the p*ssy and money don't stop, I say to her "if you like it, I love it."

Whatever floats your boat, if you like it, I love it.

if you like it, I love it by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

drive it like you stole it 

Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.

If you are not here in ten minutes, I'm leaving without you. So put the pedal to the metal and drive it like you stole it.

drive it like you stole it by Albert February 15, 2004

bone it like you own it 

An utterance of encouragement to treat a person/thing as being one's permanent possession/property, free to be mistreated/misused, especially when both the encourager and encouragee know such not to be the case. Commonly done when loss/destruction of a partner/object is imminent, or when one does not take the partner's next partner/item's next owner into consideration.

Kris: I don't think it's going to work between Jamil and me. Our relationship seems so tenuous.
Paul: When you know it's all but over, bone it like you own it!

Andreas: I've been using Paul's car while he's on a 5-week hike, but I'm afraid that it's about to die of its own accord.
Booby: If it's on its way out anyway, bone it like you own it.

bone it like you own it by Bachelor boB September 21, 2012

Teach it like you preach it 

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!

Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!

Teach it like you preach it by Granite State October 21, 2010

drive it like you stole it 

to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs.

"you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it"

drive it like you stole it by speed demon October 2, 2006

It's Not Rape If You Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

A way of creeping out one of your friends. Preferably one who isn't perverted.

Person 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Person 2: "It's not rape if you like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Person 1: "Oh god!" ~runs away~

It's Not Rape If You Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) by Xxx-cock_sucker-xxX~masterbate May 19, 2017