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I love you 3,000

A line in Avengers: Endgame that made people all over the world cry...
Dad: goodnight... I love you tons
Daughter: I love you 3,000
I love you 3,000 by ~I-F~ May 7, 2019

I'll See you at 3 o'clock 

the call of B-ville's baddest BMODL: ML, when little poo crackas get caught for pooing up society they hear this call
"um.. yea PTI but Kritin i'll see you at 3 o'clock"

You went from an 8 to an 8.3

When someone hasn't really succeeded in making themself look hotter, more likable, or intelligent. They only slightly have improved and could definitely do better. For example, if one takes a thirst trap on snapchat, but didn't really improve their look and nobody slides up, they have only gone from an 8 to an 8.3 and need to do better.
Girl, that thirst trap was not it -- you went from an 8 to an 8.3. You can definitely do better

3 eggs cause fuck you 

You can’t cum
Hey Robbins, 3 eggs cause fuck you
3 eggs cause fuck you by Soupslip August 27, 2021

When you call me at 3 in the morning 

Natural butter 🕺🕺🕺
I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.> 

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>
<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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