yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006