by Jeremy December 04, 2002
Yogert is a guys sperm mixed with smegma.
Yogert can also mean various other things, such as a
"Yogert Male" which is a spinoff to a Sigma/Alpha Male, although Yogert Males tower over any other in comparison.
Yogert can also be put into basically any context, basically a word to describe saying "nothing" after someone just asked you what your doing.
Yogert was found after misspelling yogurt, though the uprise of it was from finding this hilarious comment in a forum from many years ago;
"i love yogert greek yogert to be exact.... soemtiems i eat plain vanilla yogert. i dotn want fruit or nutts or verries in my yogert i like just plain yogert"
Pronounciation: YAW-GERT
Yogert can also mean various other things, such as a
"Yogert Male" which is a spinoff to a Sigma/Alpha Male, although Yogert Males tower over any other in comparison.
Yogert can also be put into basically any context, basically a word to describe saying "nothing" after someone just asked you what your doing.
Yogert was found after misspelling yogurt, though the uprise of it was from finding this hilarious comment in a forum from many years ago;
"i love yogert greek yogert to be exact.... soemtiems i eat plain vanilla yogert. i dotn want fruit or nutts or verries in my yogert i like just plain yogert"
Pronounciation: YAW-GERT
Person 1: Yogert
Person 2: Laughs hysterically
Person 1: I just got done making yogert in the bedroom
Person 2: Yogert funny
Person 1: Yo whats going on
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: Are you a yogert male?
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: I dont like verries in my yogert
Person 2: Same
Person 2: Laughs hysterically
Person 1: I just got done making yogert in the bedroom
Person 2: Yogert funny
Person 1: Yo whats going on
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: Are you a yogert male?
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: I dont like verries in my yogert
Person 2: Same
by anonymousyogertmale February 17, 2023
1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.
2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.
2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.
by Dirty ejaculations 101 January 13, 2018
The is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys semen. Happens normally after a guy ejaculates the first time and then keeps going on till he ejaculates a second time.
by Gen.Fox June 08, 2010