ymmv

Literally means "Your mileage may vary" but is often used in forum talk meaning that your results will vary

"There is a great sale going on at the store, most under $10, but YMMV"

by Quintox July 19, 2006

ymmv

Internet shorthand used to represent 'your mileage may vary' meaning 'how far you will be able to go depends on (usually external) factors relating to yourself', such as locality. Often used in deal forums to indicate that the OP (original poster) was able to complete the deal but it is unlikely or uncertain that others will be able to do the same. Can also be used to represent 'your market may vary' which is more appropriate for internet deal forums and more easily translates to some, especially people foreign to the english language. Often used in internet forums to indicate the likelyhood of something happening is uncertain.

I got that Hard Drive for a quarter, but ymmv!

by Doobie Munchen May 17, 2007

ymmv

Your mouth, my vagina

I asked if oral sex was safe and the escort said it is ymmv.

by Yessir Itsme November 28, 2007

YMMV

Literally, "Your Mileage May Vary," coming from the small print in (American?) automobile commercials in the 70's and 80's. It has come to mean an acknowledgement that the opinion of the poster may not be shared by everyone.

I thought Weezer's later albums were better than their earlier works, but YMMV.

by Charles Mange December 6, 2006

YMMV

Your mileage may vary, It worked for me but it may not work for you

It worked with my siblings but YMMV.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2010

YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary. Little talked about escort code for "If you're good looking you may be entitled to some extras beyond the standard "straight fuck" FS and BJ such as GFE, DATY and FK". This is usually done to encourage a repeat call from a desirable client.

When she said YMMV, boy did she mean YMMV.

by bill the cat July 11, 2008