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Weezer Shirt Man

The main character of the world renowned show "Wish It Was Fiction". Truly a fan favorite that has stood the test of time.
Person 1: "Weezer Shirt Man is my favorite character!"

Person 2: "Me too, I want Weezer Shirt Man to have my children!"
by Emerican November 2, 2018
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Weezer Stan

Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.

In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.
Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?

Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!

Or

I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation

Bro cousin: You’re dating

Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
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Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.
"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"
by BuddyHolly July 7, 2005
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fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.
Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!
by Brian Bell April 27, 2011
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The Weezer Survivor Effect

When you start campaigning so strongly against a song you like perfectly fine that it begins to appear as if you loathe it, all because it is endangering a song you like far better in a round of Weezer Survivor. Eventually you will have argued so strongly against this song in attempt to save the song you love more that even though you might have categorized it as "very good" before its placement in Weezer Survivor, it is now simply "Just okay".
The complete process of The Weezer Survivor Effect:
Step 1: You think No One Else is a very good song.
Step 2: No One Else beats songs you like way more in Weezer Survivor.
Step 3: You complain that No One Else is not better than the songs you like more.
Step 4: You begin to give reasons No One Else is not that great.
Step 5: You now think No One Else is an okay song at best.
Step 6: "Damn, The Weezer Survivor Effect got me again."
*Replace No One Else with any Weezer song that fits*
by shishkabob3787 February 19, 2018
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Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone
1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
by poop April 22, 2003
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Weener Shark

A weener shark is a woman or gay male whom loves to attack dicks in a shark like manner.
Dude 1: Yo bro did you hook up with that bitch from 308 last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.
by Ozio August 29, 2013
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