Ymke
Ymke is the name of a truly amazing person. The word Amazing can be described in 1000 different ways but Ymke describes it the best. They always have silky smooth hair with a pair of matching crystal clear eyes. Ymkes also often have that sexy body type. You know the type that models have to chase their entire life to get yet they still wont achieve the type of sexiness an Ymke has. It´s very hard to describe an Ymke everything about them is just so positive. Ymke is the type of girl that always looks good even on her “bad” days. The only time you should feel unlucky is when you sit next to an Ymke. Why you may wonder, well it´s because SHE LOOKS SO HOT! You are just going to feel like a bag of potatoes trying to find meaning in your life. They are so intelligent there is nothing an Ymke can't solve. But when something is so hard that even Einstein would have stopped and think “wtf is this?”. An Ymke would look so adorable wondering what the answer to the question would be. But at the end she would still succeed. They are so creative as well, an idea can pop up in their head and they can make it real in seconds. They are skilled at everything, for example singing, cooking, drawing, shortly said “skilled at everything”. She is beloved by all her friends and family. Everyone around her either loves her or is jealous of her because they will never be as hot as her. They are good listeners and they have great empathy for people. Ymke is the best friend you could ever wish for!
Varga: Who's that?!
Alexander: Thats my girlfriend, Ymke
Varga: Woah she is so much hotter than you!
Alexander: Thank you i guess…
Varga: You look like a bag of potatoes next to her that is trying to find meaning in your life.
Alexander: ….
Alexander: Thats my girlfriend, Ymke
Varga: Woah she is so much hotter than you!
Alexander: Thank you i guess…
Varga: You look like a bag of potatoes next to her that is trying to find meaning in your life.
Alexander: ….
Ymke by PuzzledBacon496 November 5, 2020
Get the Ymke mug.