A term used for a female who is so obese that she cannot squat over a toilet properly to urinate without her ass hitting the back of the toilet and so she has to settle for pissing on the front part of the toilet seat instead of into the toilet bowl. A yellow puddly mess usually results as the bitch is usually too fat and lazy to clean up after herself.
Barbara cut down on the mac'n' cheese you're going to end up a yellow seat girl!
Ugh, piss all over the seat again in the KFC toilets. Damn these fat, slovenly yellow seat girls!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.