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Yakward
1) To obtain a level of awkwardness which renders others speechless, confused, and hurt.
2) To be recognized as posessing complete and utter social ineptitude.
3) A word to describe a ten-second void of any speech or thought during a friendly group conversation due to an individual's awkward comment.
2) To be recognized as posessing complete and utter social ineptitude.
3) A word to describe a ten-second void of any speech or thought during a friendly group conversation due to an individual's awkward comment.
-Hey guys. Wanna hann gout?
-*Insert awkward comment in any given fun conversation* now wait 10 seconds. Follow up with a change in topic in hope of losing or disintersting submitter of awkward comment
-Person 1: "Shit man, my parents want to talk to me about sex and sleeping naked with girls." Person 2: Man that's fuckin' Yakward.
-*Insert awkward comment in any given fun conversation* now wait 10 seconds. Follow up with a change in topic in hope of losing or disintersting submitter of awkward comment
-Person 1: "Shit man, my parents want to talk to me about sex and sleeping naked with girls." Person 2: Man that's fuckin' Yakward.
Yakward
1) To ask painfully awkward questions meant to result in self advancement or satisfaction.
2) To engage in an act so horribly unintelligible that a rock would have used more commen sense, then, upon recognizing one's own decisions as mindless and absolutely retarded, attempting to play off the situation like one meant to act in that manner. (See example 2).
2) To engage in an act so horribly unintelligible that a rock would have used more commen sense, then, upon recognizing one's own decisions as mindless and absolutely retarded, attempting to play off the situation like one meant to act in that manner. (See example 2).
1) "Hey guys...is that Yummy House?...ahhh it's KFC?...AHHH...mind if I try a bite?...No?...AHHHHHHH...come on man, just a little taste!..."
2) *Scenerio: Three people in a room watching TV*
Yakward Individual (YI): "Oh no! I've spilled an entire Big-Gulp of Coke all over your rug"
Others: "It's cool man, just pick it up...no problem"
YI: *scratching head/belly* "Uhh, ohh...uhh what do I do...uhhh..."
Others: "Dude, there's some paper towels right there..."
YI: "AHHH hold on..........."
*10 minutes later, YI re-enters room*
*Spraying Windex onto the Coke-soaked floor over and over*
Others: "What the hell are you doing?..."
YI: "The bottle said "All Purpose Cleaner"
..."I'm going to be a doctor."
2) *Scenerio: Three people in a room watching TV*
Yakward Individual (YI): "Oh no! I've spilled an entire Big-Gulp of Coke all over your rug"
Others: "It's cool man, just pick it up...no problem"
YI: *scratching head/belly* "Uhh, ohh...uhh what do I do...uhhh..."
Others: "Dude, there's some paper towels right there..."
YI: "AHHH hold on..........."
*10 minutes later, YI re-enters room*
*Spraying Windex onto the Coke-soaked floor over and over*
Others: "What the hell are you doing?..."
YI: "The bottle said "All Purpose Cleaner"
..."I'm going to be a doctor."
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026