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Yakward
1) To obtain a level of awkwardness which renders others speechless, confused, and hurt.
2) To be recognized as posessing complete and utter social ineptitude.
3) A word to describe a ten-second void of any speech or thought during a friendly group conversation due to an individual's awkward comment.
2) To be recognized as posessing complete and utter social ineptitude.
3) A word to describe a ten-second void of any speech or thought during a friendly group conversation due to an individual's awkward comment.
-Hey guys. Wanna hann gout?
-*Insert awkward comment in any given fun conversation* now wait 10 seconds. Follow up with a change in topic in hope of losing or disintersting submitter of awkward comment
-Person 1: "Shit man, my parents want to talk to me about sex and sleeping naked with girls." Person 2: Man that's fuckin' Yakward.
-*Insert awkward comment in any given fun conversation* now wait 10 seconds. Follow up with a change in topic in hope of losing or disintersting submitter of awkward comment
-Person 1: "Shit man, my parents want to talk to me about sex and sleeping naked with girls." Person 2: Man that's fuckin' Yakward.
Yakward
1) To ask painfully awkward questions meant to result in self advancement or satisfaction.
2) To engage in an act so horribly unintelligible that a rock would have used more commen sense, then, upon recognizing one's own decisions as mindless and absolutely retarded, attempting to play off the situation like one meant to act in that manner. (See example 2).
2) To engage in an act so horribly unintelligible that a rock would have used more commen sense, then, upon recognizing one's own decisions as mindless and absolutely retarded, attempting to play off the situation like one meant to act in that manner. (See example 2).
1) "Hey guys...is that Yummy House?...ahhh it's KFC?...AHHH...mind if I try a bite?...No?...AHHHHHHH...come on man, just a little taste!..."
2) *Scenerio: Three people in a room watching TV*
Yakward Individual (YI): "Oh no! I've spilled an entire Big-Gulp of Coke all over your rug"
Others: "It's cool man, just pick it up...no problem"
YI: *scratching head/belly* "Uhh, ohh...uhh what do I do...uhhh..."
Others: "Dude, there's some paper towels right there..."
YI: "AHHH hold on..........."
*10 minutes later, YI re-enters room*
*Spraying Windex onto the Coke-soaked floor over and over*
Others: "What the hell are you doing?..."
YI: "The bottle said "All Purpose Cleaner"
..."I'm going to be a doctor."
2) *Scenerio: Three people in a room watching TV*
Yakward Individual (YI): "Oh no! I've spilled an entire Big-Gulp of Coke all over your rug"
Others: "It's cool man, just pick it up...no problem"
YI: *scratching head/belly* "Uhh, ohh...uhh what do I do...uhhh..."
Others: "Dude, there's some paper towels right there..."
YI: "AHHH hold on..........."
*10 minutes later, YI re-enters room*
*Spraying Windex onto the Coke-soaked floor over and over*
Others: "What the hell are you doing?..."
YI: "The bottle said "All Purpose Cleaner"
..."I'm going to be a doctor."
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026