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Yakward
1) To obtain a level of awkwardness which renders others speechless, confused, and hurt.
2) To be recognized as posessing complete and utter social ineptitude.
3) A word to describe a ten-second void of any speech or thought during a friendly group conversation due to an individual's awkward comment.
2) To be recognized as posessing complete and utter social ineptitude.
3) A word to describe a ten-second void of any speech or thought during a friendly group conversation due to an individual's awkward comment.
-Hey guys. Wanna hann gout?
-*Insert awkward comment in any given fun conversation* now wait 10 seconds. Follow up with a change in topic in hope of losing or disintersting submitter of awkward comment
-Person 1: "Shit man, my parents want to talk to me about sex and sleeping naked with girls." Person 2: Man that's fuckin' Yakward.
-*Insert awkward comment in any given fun conversation* now wait 10 seconds. Follow up with a change in topic in hope of losing or disintersting submitter of awkward comment
-Person 1: "Shit man, my parents want to talk to me about sex and sleeping naked with girls." Person 2: Man that's fuckin' Yakward.
Yakward
1) To ask painfully awkward questions meant to result in self advancement or satisfaction.
2) To engage in an act so horribly unintelligible that a rock would have used more commen sense, then, upon recognizing one's own decisions as mindless and absolutely retarded, attempting to play off the situation like one meant to act in that manner. (See example 2).
2) To engage in an act so horribly unintelligible that a rock would have used more commen sense, then, upon recognizing one's own decisions as mindless and absolutely retarded, attempting to play off the situation like one meant to act in that manner. (See example 2).
1) "Hey guys...is that Yummy House?...ahhh it's KFC?...AHHH...mind if I try a bite?...No?...AHHHHHHH...come on man, just a little taste!..."
2) *Scenerio: Three people in a room watching TV*
Yakward Individual (YI): "Oh no! I've spilled an entire Big-Gulp of Coke all over your rug"
Others: "It's cool man, just pick it up...no problem"
YI: *scratching head/belly* "Uhh, ohh...uhh what do I do...uhhh..."
Others: "Dude, there's some paper towels right there..."
YI: "AHHH hold on..........."
*10 minutes later, YI re-enters room*
*Spraying Windex onto the Coke-soaked floor over and over*
Others: "What the hell are you doing?..."
YI: "The bottle said "All Purpose Cleaner"
..."I'm going to be a doctor."
2) *Scenerio: Three people in a room watching TV*
Yakward Individual (YI): "Oh no! I've spilled an entire Big-Gulp of Coke all over your rug"
Others: "It's cool man, just pick it up...no problem"
YI: *scratching head/belly* "Uhh, ohh...uhh what do I do...uhhh..."
Others: "Dude, there's some paper towels right there..."
YI: "AHHH hold on..........."
*10 minutes later, YI re-enters room*
*Spraying Windex onto the Coke-soaked floor over and over*
Others: "What the hell are you doing?..."
YI: "The bottle said "All Purpose Cleaner"
..."I'm going to be a doctor."
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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