yarkshart 

Yarkshart is a compound word that combines "yark" (slang for the verb form of "vomit") and "shart" (slang portmanteau of "shit" + "fart"). A "yarkshart" is when both yarking and sharting occur simultaneously. Yes, the yarkshart is the unfortunate concurrence of the failure of the anal sphincter to retain all the contents of the colon/large intestine while one is also puking.

In other words, some poo sneaks out while you're doubled over hurling your guts out. Yarksharting is retching up the contents of your stomach and shitting your pants at the same time. (See also: hurl, and retch.) Yarksharts could be caused by food poisoning, could be due to poor life choices (such as excessive alcohol consumption), or could even become some new fad or challenge. It's possible that Rule 34 also applies, but I don't want that in my search history.

"Sorry to bother you, but do you have a spare toothbrush, some sweatpants, and a plastic bag? I totally yarksharted in your yard."

I set my email auto-reply to "I'm sorry but I'm unable to return your correspondence at this time due to a very messy yarkshart I'm still recovering from. I will get back to you as soon as I've properly sanitized all affected surfaces and clothing. I apologize for any inconvenience, but trust me: you're probably having a MUCH better day than I am."

"I'm so drunk I'm yarksharting everything I've consumed in the last 24 hours. I'll lie to myself and say I'll never do this again. If only I had made it to the bathtub first."

"I saw that cook fail to wash his hands between touching raw chicken and prepared food, leading to possible cross-contamination. I thought I would let it go because I'm working on controlling my germophobia. But after eating several tacos I was up all night yarksharting. It was horrible."

yarkshart by Apercu Pandect October 27, 2018

Yarksher

The pronunciation of Yorkshire.

Madchester is west of Yarksher, to prevent the well bathed blokes of Yarksher from having their skin burned off by the awful Mancs.

Yarksher by Sori February 1, 2009

Yasharth 

Yasharth refers to a person who is really silly and full of lame yet funny jokes. He can also be one sexy beast! He can be completely amazing or can also be worthy of being called a douche sometimes.

The guy I met the other day, he is such a Yasharth.

Yasharth by yasharth April 24, 2013

Yakshat 

Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhoea.

I was so ill I yakshat.

Yakshat by Morgan Spiced August 26, 2018

yardshark 

A dog, so named because they live in yards and bite people like sharks do.

A yardshark mauled a toddler to death today.

yardshark by RoundenBrown September 18, 2021

Darksharts 

The “DarkSharts” is an obfuscation technique where in the user *of the DarkSharts* will present something with every superficial hallmark of a logical argument other than an actual logical argument, instead replacing the rational arguments with string of unintelligible pedantic words that together sound as if they make sense to the untrained ear, but in fact mean nothing.

Lot operator-“Hey! You can’t park that car there!” Driver-“Sir in the authority that has been given to me from the information presented at some point earlier I was led to know not only that I can park here, that I am in fact the only person who has any right to park here due to my relevant credentials presented on my person property condoning such actions without recompense. Lot supervisor-“umm yeah, I okay alright, go on” -passenger “there you go again, using the darksharts to get free parking.

Darksharts by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025