yanvko

very nice person (ily platonically)

simps for weapons on genshin impact.
cool tiktoker
always on my fyp
you’re welcome for making this dry <3

person 1: isnt that the one and only yanvko
person 2: yes it is 😍⁉️

by minjiv ! April 19, 2021

Weird Al Yankovic

one of the greatest musical geniuses of all time

Some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs include "The Saga Begins," "Smells Like Nirvana," "Eat It," "Another One Rides the Bus," "Couch Potato," "Trash Day," "Fat," "Amish Paradise," "The Night Santa Went Crazy," "Your Horoscope For Today," "Albequerque," "A Complicated Song," "Ebay," "Ode to a Superhero," "Gump," and "I Love Rocky Road."

by theladiesman December 3, 2003

yankoid

A willing and enthusiastic resident of the United States (Derogatory)

Any Yankoid born after 1996 can’t cook. All they know is eat oil, drink burger, invade countries, commit war crimes, eat hot chip, and lie.

by thirdw0rldist October 19, 2022

Yanko

The smartest person in the room.

Look at this Yanko, he gets everything that girl is saying.

by amanteee February 27, 2019

weird al yankovic

To all of you out there reading the definition above this one, "Weird Al" Yankovic didn't write a lot of the songs that are on the Internet filesharing sites/programs. If it isn't on one of his albums or wasn't in one of his live concerts, IT ISN'T HIS! GOT IT?!?!?!?!? Well, there is "You're Pitiful", his James Blunt parody that Atlantic Records refused to let him put on his albums, which is why in the Music Video for "White & Nerdy" where he says, "I edit Wikipedia", it shows him editing the Wikipedia page for Atlantic Records saying "YOU SUCK!" in large font, bold letters.

Examples of songs NOT written by "Weird Al" Yankovic-What if God Smoked Cannabis, He Got the Wrong Foot Amputated, etc., etc.
Examples of songs that were written by "Weird Al Yankovic-"Eat It", "Bad", "Albuquerque", "I Lost on Jeopardy", "Smells Like Nirvana", "Nature Trail To Hell"(don't listen to this if you scare easily), "Like A Surgeon", "White & Nerdy", etc., etc.

by "Weird Al" Yankovic fan August 8, 2009

Yankovicism

Yankovicism is a famous religion dedicated to the one and true god, Alfred Yankovic. Instead of meeting every Sunday like the people who believe the fake god, we watch at least one parody music video created by, "Weird Al" If you don't dedicate minutes of your day to the daily ritual of listening a video, then you are sent to an eternal void of mumble rappers which will make you think of Hell as Heaven.

Guy 1: "I only believe in the one true religion, Yankovicism"
Guy 2: "You mean God? like Jesus?"
Guy 1: "The one true God, Yankovic, didn't like what you said

by TheBoredByrd March 26, 2019

Reverse Yankology

To have heard the "Weird Al" Yankovic parody of a song prior to hearing the original version of the song.

When I was a kid, I heard "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al way before I had heard of "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio. It was reverse Yankology.

by tmurr December 15, 2010