yankee workshop 

when you really want to call someone a tool but the singular "tool" doesn't cover the tool-ness of the situation. A Yankee Workshop is a glorified tool shed which is where you keep any number of tools.

Dude 1: Are you seeing X right now? He's being a complete tool.
Dude 2: Nah man, X's being a fucking yankee workshop!

yankee workshop by tenragan September 1, 2017

New York Yankee Workshop 

a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)

Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!

New York Yankee Workshop by Matt OC April 25, 2010

The New Yankee Workshop 

The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.

Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.

The New Yankee Workshop by radadam March 24, 2008