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Yahoo News 

A collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. It is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.
I ran out of homework and I had already played five hours of mario kart so I figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.
Yahoo News by Informed,kinda November 25, 2011
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yahoo news 

Code name for porn.
Bob: "Why is it taking John so long to get ready?"

Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at some yahoo news."
yahoo news by TehPyro666 April 26, 2009

yahoones 

Zuch is a yahoones
yahoones by Yahoones December 16, 2022

yahoones 

A yahoones is a person or an object that is a rocket league god.
Zuch is a yahoones
yahoones by Yahoones December 16, 2022

Yahoones 

The God, or best player of the video game rocket league.
Zart is the Yahoones and can’t be defeated.
Yahoones by Yahoones69 December 16, 2022

yahoones 

Zart is the yahoones.
yahoones by Yahoones69 December 16, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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