yaffe

"Why are there so many half full beers in my apartment"

"I dunno, some guy yaffe'd all of them"
by Mr.. G October 19, 2013
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YAFF

A widely used internet acronym which stands for, "You're a Fucking Faggot."
Friend: It looks like a beautiful day to fly kites!
You: ...YAFF
by AD__MVP March 07, 2010
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Yaff

Degenerate form of the word yiff, used to denote a form of roleplaying sexual encounters. While yiff is used to denote general cybersex, Yaff is used to denote more freakish and/or pathetic attempts at textfucking, including bizarre and horrifying fetishes, poor grammar and spelling, and a total lack of attempt to formulate a coherent scene or storyline with the other participant(s).
Oh my god, I was chatting with this guy I met last night and he just wanted to yaff.

How bad?

Total disaster, it looked like a typewriter exploded while writing a horrible fetish porn novel.
by ferin August 14, 2009
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YAFF

An acronym that stands for "You're a fucking faggot".
"Hey, did you watch the Ice Dancing team today? I think Canada's gonna win gold."
"...Dude, YAFF."
by DDJ's BFF March 07, 2010
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yaffe

Is that a Baby Ruth in the pool? No, its a yaffe.
by billyboyhorton October 23, 2014
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Yaff

To masturbate/wank/spanking the monkey.

Started life as as the word "Jaff" but evolved into "Yaff" after some Spanish influence.
(1)
Z: Where have the tissues gone?
J: Melvin took them into his room to yaff.

(2)
Z: What's Melvin doing?
J: He's yaffing.
by Jimmy the knife October 31, 2004
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YAFF

stands for "you are a fag foreal"
Peyton said he had a creamy dick in front of many men. Then Markell said YAFF.
by Johnson Clint February 02, 2024
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