xq

spanish abbreviation for "por que?", where "x" is por and "q" is que.

xq you going to the beach?

xq vas a la playa?

by the fuuuuck? March 16, 2004

XQ

Emoticon for throwing up

Guy 1: did u see that guy taking a shit at the park? XQ
Guy 2: ive seen worse, like ur girlfriends friends dog. that thing is ugly as shit

by xgdp June 27, 2009

xqs

an abbreviation for the whole word “excuse”

“xqs me madam, you just dropped your eraser!”

by a smart cunt February 23, 2018

XQ

XO = Hug
XQ = Quickie

Short for sexual intercourse, oooh it's naughty!

Vicky: Hey Matt, XQ?
Matt: Sure babe.

by Andiio January 26, 2009

xq

XO = Kiss Hug...
XT = Kiss Threesome
XQ = Kiss Quickie

Andy: XQ?
Matt: XQ?
Andy: Lets Do it..?
Matt: TOTM!
Andy: No XQ on totm!

by Machoo October 12, 2008

xq

xylophone quartet. This is four xylophones that play songs together.

Dude, I've got xq practice after school!

by Nick RRR April 03, 2008

xq

The way dyslexics read the Xp in Windows Xp

Dyslexic Person: Dang this Windows Xq is slow!

Non-dyslexic Person. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

by JamesEX March 08, 2004