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To whine and moan simultaneously while speaking. Usually resulting in very long drawn out words. Whoan, whoaning, whoaned.
Kubby was whoaning on the phone as usual.
whoan by Lady McLadrton July 25, 2008
Related Words
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Don't swear bro, we can't be saying woman around here.
Imagine liking that woan
woan by Tetrahydridodinitrogen November 1, 2021
A cross between a cow, people named Tim, a Ginger, and bottle of banana flavored protein shake.
Why are you being such a woan?
Woan by ginger6843 September 7, 2009
Basically Moana, but the M is upside down. I'm not sure why you searched this definition.
"Did you see Woana?"
"Mhat?"
Woana by Tavia Melody January 13, 2018

woan phone 

A cellular phone that is owned by a woan and is used in a very annoying or unpleasant manner, such as talking really loudly or about things that make no sense.
(person on phone) "WHAT WAS THAT???? CHARGE ME UP?"
"You are a woan; get off your woan phone!!!"
woan phone by gingakidd September 10, 2009
1)to act upon shockingly news, and/or to pause with a conversation to change the subject
with polite, cute, and sensitivity upon humor

2)creative energy to abide by saying no in a form of goofy but responsive way of telling a fact, and whats really on the mind in the situation given
Hey babe i think i am going to head out this party is lame!

Whoano... come with me and i'll make you happy

Let go skate dude man! whoano, you know about my ankles.... dude man your not a man dude
whoano by Michael Pells October 12, 2007