1. A guy who has the biggest heart in the world and is the best friend that anyone could ever have.

2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.

3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.

4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.

5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.

6. A hot "little package"

1. "I'm so lucky. Chris Wascher always has my back no matter what."

2. Person A: "I wonder how I can turn my bed into a flying saucer?"

Person B: "We should ask Chris Wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!"

3. "If I was an over achiever like Chris Wascher I would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him"

4. "I really shouldn't have crossed Chris Wascher, I feel like a major dumb ass right now."

5. "Chris Wascher is the master devil's advocate, I just can't fucking win."

6. "Chirs Wascher may be a small guy, but god damn he looks good naked!"

Chris Wascher by TheyreMagicllyDelicious January 1, 2011

whacheva

A fun-to-say, gangsta slang-word meaning either "whatever", "whichever", or a combination of the two.

Rupert: "Emanuel, what would you like to do, take it in the ass or take it in the ear?"

Emanuel: "Whacheva."

whacheva by Markew September 29, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026