Resealable wristy

A handjob given in a reasealable/ziplock bag with the intention of reducing the amount of mess made in the given environment. When finished the bag is then sealed and disposed of.

I gave him a Resealable wristy last night in the tent because I didn’t want to get the blankets dirty.

by Smeg lord69 September 20, 2018

wristi

"Wristi Jobson"

by Felatio February 11, 2003

mouth wristy

Blow job,oral sex

She gives a awesome mouth wristy

by Dr Danno September 9, 2017

Arctic Wristie

To obtain a handjob in weather so cold that the giver is forced to wear a glove or mitton to fend of frostbite on the outer extremeties

There was a fair bit of friction from the glove during my Arctic Wristie last night

by Wristieman February 17, 2010

Turbo Wristy

A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.

"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"

"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"

by Combo-Rai August 5, 2011

Terror Wristy

The action of a terrorist conducting self abuse to their own genitals

If he keeps giving himself a Terror Wristy he's going tear off his pink skinned Ak47

Do you think a Terror Wristy is part of a terrorists training program? It looks dangerous

by EvLovesGoldenRivets March 6, 2019

Linford Wristie

An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.

I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!

by Crazybear85 March 1, 2014