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wrist watch 

A very popular penis trick, most commonly used in shower situations with an audience. It's done by taking the penis and bringing it up over the wrist, then holding it against the pelvis: resembling a wrist watch.
Jimmy: Hey Joey, would you happen to know what time it is?
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
wrist watch by Joe-Dogg 52 December 29, 2005
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Wrist Watch 

Person 1: That's some fresh water you got on your wrist.

Person 2 : oh you mean my wrist watch??
Wrist Watch by Mal_the_greatest March 19, 2018

wrist watch 

to put someone's hand in another person's ass up to were someone wears a wrist watch or a vernacular term for the sexuoerotic practice of inserting the hand in ones orafus
I gave sally a nice wrist watch after dipping my hand in crisco
wrist watch by Dirty sanchez atm January 7, 2006

invisible Wrist Watch 

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.
So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
invisible Wrist Watch by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017

Mexican Wrist Watch

The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.
Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!
Mexican Wrist Watch by Fiveash March 1, 2010

Wichita wrist watch 

Whilst spending an evening in Wichita, one must wrap their wrist with their veiney peen and ask local broads what time it is. Answer is always- Time to get your dick sucked
Hey ma'am can you check the time on my Wichita wrist watch? Oh it's smoke dick 30, right on.~ Uncle P
Wichita wrist watch by R3dPanda April 13, 2019

double wrist watch 

when a man is able to wrap his penis around his wrist twice. clearly a desirable and impressive skill
double wrist watch by big lankyness September 10, 2010
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