wrapped in plastic

Women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing.

Wrapped in plastic women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing to protect from unwanted hands.

by New User November 5, 2013

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 24, 2018

wrap me in plastic

I'm done; I'm over it; I'm dead

"A 3 hour wait for Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure? Absolutely not. Wrap me in plastic."

by d0llface1197 October 29, 2020

wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 15, 2020