wormy boy

a boy that looks as if he was raised under the earth. must look slightly malnourished and like his only source of calories is weed and late night college snack food. preferably exclusively wears beanies and flannel. boys with short and/or well-cared-for hair need not apply. proceed with caution.

"My type is wormy boys"

by anonymous123456788910 January 20, 2023

Worky Boy Smile

The act of performing a queer fake grin to give the illusion of enjoying a job or career when in fact you hate the shit out of it. It is usually spotted as it is ingenuine and manufactured. You will also realize a worky boy smile when it looks as if someone just took a huge shart in their pants and they realized they are going to have to sit in it the rest of the day at their desk with the possibility of their co-workers discovering they shit themselves like a little baby.

Guy 1: Man I am having a great life. (worky boy smile)

Guy 2: Yeah it really looks as if you are enjoying your new job.

Guy 2: Turns to whisper to his friend in the next cubicle – Man that guy looks fucking miserable and like he just sharted all over himself. By the way do you smell that?

by Smusher March 15, 2010

worm boy

A manipulative man who grandly presents himself as a feminist and queer ally, but does not act accordingly. He disrespects women and queer people and secretly thinks of himself as superior, but does a lot to gain their trust in order to get close to and sexualize them.

They usually only think with their tiny worms (aka their penises).

"I thought he's such a feminist because of his painted fingernails, but turns out he's one of those worm boys."

by carotty22 October 17, 2022

Slaw worm boy

A girl who is similar in looks to a goddess. Specifically Aphrodite. A boy will call a girl this when he has no idea what else to call her, especially when she is downright beautiful.

"Man, Sally is such a slaw worm boy. I just can't stand it."

by Chewey winfrey June 30, 2015