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Worm Dick 

Just another everyday word for Penis. Clearly, making the point that the penis looks like a worm. An earthworm. To be specific, a naked earth worm Jim without the clothes.
Yeah man. Me and this chick were really hitting it off until she took me back and pulled out a worm dick.

I was so embarrassed I put my worm dick away and got out of there.

Well, did you bury your worm dick in her garden or what?!?
Worm Dick by NastyNallyy June 22, 2011
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Dick Worm 

The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.
Dick Worm by Vag640 April 25, 2009

Dick worm 

Finding a worm on the end of your dick after ass fucking him in your jail cell
"I was fucking this guy in jail", pulled out , and there was a "worm" on the end of my "dick". You gave me DICK WORM
Dick worm by Eastcoastynz August 7, 2021

DICK WORM 

can be used to describe literally anything or anyone or any action.
throw them dick worms up!
you are such a dick worm....
dick worms unite
DICK WORM by MAC September 15, 2004

Wormdicked 

Getting wormdicked is the act of having anal intercourse with someone, and a tapeworm/infectious parasite inside their anus attaches itself to your penis.
Yes Doctor, i was having sex with my girlfriend, who Wormdicked me.
Wormdicked by Leurper May 31, 2018

Wormdick 

One who is employed in the oilfield that lacks motivation, self respect, integrity, and knowledge of what the fuck is going on around him/ her. The person usually lets everyone else do their job for them. They NEVER apply any effort, and make up excuses to get out of working. Like: "I cant pull slips because I get dizzy when I look up" or "I feel wierd so I have to go home". Sometimes the person will stop applying effort, and let their coworkers suffer, and finish the job. Typically Rackers, or want to be cases.
Wyatt is such a wormdick. The fucker called Vere, and said he couldn't pull slips because he was getting dizzy.
Wormdick by anonymous May 11, 2022