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A game developed by Blizzard entertainment. Contrary to popular belief, it is not that addictive. Unless you are very shy or you have LOTS of time to kill and spend most of it playing World of Warcraft. AND IT DOESN'T CAUSE FATNESS, ACNE AND STUFF LIKE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU PLAY IT.
(If you are a WoW player, im sure most of the posts here insulting WoW and its players ate CoD: MW2 fan boys. ignore them.) Again, unlike popular belief, many WoW players have a wife, family, friends, in good fitness, and jobs. Its just that fanboys of other games probably just want to make fun of something because they are bored, or like insulting people who have a real life. Unlike them.
A friend of mine in my guild became a parent 2 months ago, and even sent us pictures of the baby. Most people only play WoW during their free time.
Fanboy: YEA ALL OF U WORLD OF WARCRAFT FAGS CAN NOW CURRENTLY STOP LIVING IN YA MOMS BASEMENT. GET A LIFE, A GIRLFRIEND, A FAMILY OF YOUR OWN AND A LIFE NOW.
AND THE START PLAYING SOME (fanboy plagued game here), FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ.

WoW player: Dude. Seriously. WTF.
most WoW players do have a life, you know. I only play this game during my freetime, while im not working as a paramedic. Me and my wife currently do lead a happy life, and she is 4 months pregnant with our first baby.

Fanboy: YEAAAAAA STOP LYING FAG. GO GET A LIFE. STOP LIVING IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT. I GOTZ A LIFE, LIKE YOU. AND I GOT A JOB AT MCDONALDS, NOT LIKE YOU.

WoW player: You know what? Im tired of trying to show fanboys how WoW players actually have a life. See ya.
by red525 November 18, 2010
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An MMORPG developed by Blizzard Entertainment. The video game equivalent to heroine. Commonly abbrieviated WoW.
If I had wireless internet and a laptop, I'd pay World of Warcraft even while taking a dump.
by Napoleon the Clown July 05, 2006
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Addiction (a-dick-shun). When playing it is the meaning of life to the player. Players play constantly to become the ultimate WoW player. AKA LEEEEERRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJEEEENNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS
I have no life, have to play World of Warcraft.
by Kawub August 01, 2010
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A game that is played by a ton of people all over the world, but is often subjected to stereotypes saying WoW players are nerdy fatsos with no life, but in reality (like me) are nice people with lots of friends and have a family, it only costs $14 a month which is very cheap if you have even a job at mcdonalds or something.
non player: Hey you fat nerd stop talking to those cool people and get over here so i can beat you up!

Wow player: those are my friends douchebag!

*beats up douchebag*

world of warcraft player: how do you like that?
by alienman298 May 08, 2012
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Guy in rehab: I was addicted to coke man... *twitch*

Girl in rehab: I... long time.... meth... *faints*

Me: I was addicted to world of warcraft! I played for 10 hours a day non-stop! It really messed me up... *smiles*
by wowplayerwithalife April 11, 2007
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1. A crappy game unofficially sponsored by George Fisher from Cannibal Corpse. Not surprisingly, he is single and overweight

2. Something that will not help you get laid, get a gf, get a job, get friends, or get a life. It's like ecstacy, after you take it, you will become hopelessly addicted, and you will start losing your friends and family, no one will respect you anymore, and your life will become an emotional hellhole
1. World of Warcraft is the reason why so many people HATE death metal, but love hard rock

2. I was in my room and I was just like staring at the computer thinking about WoW, but then again I was thinking about nothing. And then my MoM came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming “Mike, Mike!” And I go “what? Whats the matter?” She goes “whats the matter with you?” I go “theres nothing wrong, mom.” Shes all “don't tell me that! You're on drugs!” I go “no mom I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just playing WoW, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You're on drugs!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just playing WoW.” She goes “No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!
by Xtreme2252 March 08, 2009
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