Working Man's Wedding Proposal 

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

Working Man's Wedding Proposal by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

working man's cocaine 

Another term for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Dude I think I'm having a stroke from all that working man's cocaine.

working man's cocaine by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

working man's blowjob 

a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3

i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured

working man's blowjob by alig3fome February 18, 2010

working man's phd 

phd is short for post hole diggers. A tool used to dig a small round hole straight down into earth. The hole would then be used to place a fence pole or a sign post. Since a working man will never likely have a real PhD, This tool is a working man's phd. Borrowed from a song by country artist Aaron Tippon "working man's phd" where he sings about having pride for working hard for a living.

Don't forget to bring the phd today we need to set up two signs. I have my working man's phd in the back of the truck if we need it.

working man's phd by dugefresh December 18, 2012

Working Man’s First Class 

When you are on an empty airplane and get an entire row to yourself.

The flight from Vegas to Chicago was half empty so I was upgraded to Working Man’s First Class. I got to spread out in the whole row by myself!

Working Man’s First Class by ernmoran February 1, 2025

workingman's curse 

It is a condition that causes one to wake up before the alarm clock 7 days a week regardless if one has to work that day or not.
Cure:
Retirement.

I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.

workingman's curse by Sleepyheads May 19, 2014