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Work Jerk 

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The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.

Wife: Whats wrong?

Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
Work Jerk by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Work Jerk 

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Mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.
There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.
Work Jerk by Buch73 October 14, 2009

Work Jerk 

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The act of masturbation at work.
Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.
Work Jerk by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022

Work-Jerk 

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When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension
Work-Jerk by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017

after-work-jerk 

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The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.

Double barrelled work jerk roulette 

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Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
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