I was at work the other day, boored to death, so I thought to myself, why don't I go some place private for a work jerk?
by andreasN September 23, 2007
The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.
Wife: Whats wrong?
Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
Wife: Whats wrong?
Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.
by Buch73 October 14, 2009
When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
by AKA Humboldt 416E January 19, 2017
The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
by Clark W. Griswald April 25, 2006
by S4H August 6, 2009
to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.
Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"
Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"
Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"
Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"
Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"
by niggaslayer October 10, 2008