A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.
"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."
by ColdVantage January 05, 2005
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
When you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.
by bakesale123 September 29, 2009
1. A furry fuzzy-headed cute flop-eared animal of sorts. Most oftentimes is bad (but in a good way) and always has a wittle twinkle in its eye.
2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.
2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.
by woozlehead July 07, 2009
a long eared mother fuckin creature from the land before time. eats lots of carrots and premature children. rapes young deer and has sexual fetish encounters with silly putty.
by mugwump99 April 20, 2008
A seedy, weedy, doughy man. Often seen fraternizing with hephalumps, the woozle is weak-willed and easily abused by hephalumps and others.
by Mr. Not Very Fantastic March 15, 2009
by Tim Brosnahan January 01, 2007
May 13 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

