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wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.
Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!
wookie ass by N Barber September 18, 2014

Ass Wookie 

Large, Very Hairy Mens ass, often a brother or uncle.
holy crap did you see his butt crack when he bent over? Marks got so much hair on his ass it looks like a Wookie. yea man Mark is a big Ass Wookie.
Ass Wookie by Grimreaper8069 November 9, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026