woogoblin 

Known as the 'homely' girl present amongst a group of 'WOO' girls who was originally recruited in an attempt to make the other 'WOO' girls look more attractive. Rarely seen in the wild as they are mostly overlooked, this could be due to the vertically challenged nature of the creature which piles on make up to blend in with its surroundings. They are currently on the endangered species list and should be approached with caution as not to startle or attract the attention of the 'WOO' girls. This can be seen as beneficial as the woogoblin is known to buy YOU drinks as opposed to you having to buy the 'WOO' girls drinks. Be warned, the woogoblin may look innocent at first and an 'easy catch' but will quickly bewitch you and take you back to her lair where her mother will offer you KFC. After your fill of the colonel’s finest your vision will blur and you regain consciousness the morning after. Many men have reported having to chew their arms off (so as not to wake the woogoblin who's make up has run) as upon waking have found to be wearing wedding rings and scrapbooks already made.

Woogoblin - "The girl that snatches the men when the WOO girls lure them in"

Guy #1: What about her she looks easy?
Guy #2: Dude thats a woogobin! Don't you remember what happened to one arm Joe?

Guy #1: Yeah, poor one arm Joe can't even help himself anymore.

woogoblin by HunkyChunkyMonkey February 20, 2017

wooglin 

everything or anything.

I went to wooglin with my wooglin boys down paths old wooglin blazed for us after reading a rather lame issue of the wooglin.

wooglin by damnproud. November 26, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016