1. Derived from the term Weeaboo (referring to a person overly obsessed with japan.) A Wolfaboo: "A person overly obsessed with wolves; one who equates a human life to that of a wolf; someone who defends and or glorifies wolves killing humans. Often misspelling the plural of wolf as 'wolfs'; Often, will make up lies and propaganda to defend wolves; most of the lies do not hold true when put to actual research."
Tom: "Did you see how Yellowstone is regulating the wolves to preserve elk populations?"
Bob: "YEAH! IT MAKES ME SO MAD! IF A HUNTER KILLS ANY WOLFS, THEN THAT HUNTER SHOULD BE RIPPED APART BY A WHOLE WOLF PACK!!"
Tom: "Wow, you never told me what a wolfaboo you were."
The act of cutting an erect penis off at the base immediately cauterizing it to keep the penis erect and then inserting penis base first into ones asshole in which you use your bowel muscles to plunge it in and out of out your asshole into a partners vagina, mouth or asshole.
my bitchalready experimented with all the kinky stuff so i introduced her to getting a good woofagoo
a woolabooga is a large man who is a little less than intelligent , has facial hair of some sort and is large. basically someone who looks like chewbaka.
colby: look at that woolabooga
zach: oh thats delbert he's a friendly woolabooga
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"