The simple sound a dog makes, often used in children's books or media
The dog goes: woof, woof!
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Woof can be compared to the sayings such as that sucks, woah, and damn.

This can be defines as coming into contact with something that just simply sucks.
Amber: I just got with a grenade

Jess: oh woof better luck next time

Jenny: I got a flat tire someone come scoop!

Julia: woof I’m at work rn dawg
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a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark
"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof
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A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof
"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"
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damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl
someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools
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If you have to ask you can't afford it.
"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"
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