by Erin silva May 12, 2004
by Bobameji June 17, 2016
Fat Woobie is a fat weeabo that weighs over 200 pounds that uses anime references in almost every sentence and eats cake all day.
My friend John is a Fat Woobie because all he dose is eat cake and watch anime while eating cake all day.
by XxSlaveKingxX July 5, 2020
a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
by DivineGrace March 29, 2013
A child-like name for a stuffed animal, (see Stuffie) and is also used for pacifiers. It can also be used to call someone a coward, oftentimes comparing them to a child
“Do you have your woobie? I don’t want you calling me to come bring it if you can’t sleep”
“Bryan that spider isn’t even that big, you absolute woobie!”
“Bryan that spider isn’t even that big, you absolute woobie!”
by Bye Elle October 17, 2021
A fat chick a short fat woman not like morbidly obese you don't have to move anything out of the way to bang her
by Eighteen22s July 28, 2019
Another definition for the streaks of rubber left on the pavement after a car does a street burnout. Usually resulting in long black streaks of rubber and clouds of burning rubber smoke in the air.
John just had his driveway sealed by a professional.
You're going to feel pretty guilty, John, the first time you lay a pair of woobies down that freshly coated driveway, in your 69 Dodge SuperBee 440 blown nitrous 1/4 miler car!
You're going to feel pretty guilty, John, the first time you lay a pair of woobies down that freshly coated driveway, in your 69 Dodge SuperBee 440 blown nitrous 1/4 miler car!
by GrizZzMan May 14, 2018