Someone who is there for you and is always ready to listen, even if it isn't a good idea. They will suggest ideas to what you said If asked. They are quiet at times but can be very talkative the other. They love to help on anything you have a problem with.
"Hey, Winstin, can I have your opinion on something?"
"Yes, of course!"
"What do you think I should do first for homework?"
"You should start with the earliest stuff first, but you should take a break about every 15 minutes for 5 minutes or so, so you don't get bombarded with stress and boredom"
Wonston means a very wonton shaped person named Winston. Wonstons often know things that are completely useless, unecessary, irrelevant and stupid overall. If you are a Wonston you are a complete imbecile.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'