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Wonston means a very wonton shaped person named Winston. Wonstons often know things that are completely useless, unecessary, irrelevant and stupid overall. If you are a Wonston you are a complete imbecile.
Wonston knows 2000 digits of pi for no reason.
Wonston by BigFatShibe August 16, 2023
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Winston Damion Reyes 

When you get mad for absolutely no reason or you are overall sensitive and have anger issues
damn bro, you acting like a whole Winston Damion Reyes right now, getting mad for no reason

Dallas Winston 

The hottest Greaser from The Outsiders, he was shot and killed by the police. He was seventeen when he died. His nickname is Dally, and the saddest part of the movie is when he dies, and what is crazy is that his last word was..... "Pony". Dallas was played by Matt Dillon.
Man, I am in love with Dallas Winston, he is so hot!
Dallas Winston by it's me you're me November 11, 2017

Talk to Winston Churchill 

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)
"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

winston aim 

A word to describe someone's shitty aim in a video game. The origin comes from the character "Winston" in overwatch that takes no skill to aim.
"OMG XQC LOOK AT THAT WINSTON AIM :OMEGALUL:". "SOOOO BAD WINSTON AIM."
winston aim by AJChey May 22, 2021

Wonton Weeb 

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.
1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con
Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023

dallas winston 

Dallas Winston is a character from The Outisders. He's a hot greaser who doesn't show emotion but is mysterious and cute.
Dallas Winston's death was so irrelevant in The Outsiders!!!!
dallas winston by Mrs.Winston November 30, 2016
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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