Wonka

The funniest person you’ll ever know. Very wonky (silly)

Oh my gosh you are so funny wonka

by G_girl February 1, 2018

Wonka

A fuckboy. Some who doesn't know how to control their dick.

Ur a Wonka

by S.E Hinton November 21, 2016

Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever

Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half

by Luciousmccain August 14, 2015

Wonka Willie

A Willie covered in chocolate

To spice up valentines give your wife your Wonka Willie

by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021

Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.

My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.

by Wonkareffic November 17, 2022

Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"

"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"

by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019

Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone

Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda

by Crissythumbs June 9, 2023