Wongering

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.

"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"

by Softserve November 05, 2014

Wonger

A skinny asian friend that looks some what like an asian tourist and has pale legs.

When wonger pulls up his asian pants you can see his pale ass legs.

by Scjakbwbk July 11, 2018

WONGERS

Deustch bags that worship the faggot minnesota vikings. They like it hard up the butt. They like to have sexual intercourse with their "cousins".

MSWONG is a WONGER.

by M December 15, 2003

dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

by smellybanana September 21, 2006

bong wonger

A Bong Wonger is somebody who eats at many resturaunts, but never has enough to tip the waiters.

“Do we have enough to tip?”
“Nah, we’re Bong Wongers”

by YianniP June 30, 2018

nice wonger

an attractive sexual attribute to a persons body. also may be the last name of a recently immigrated german family.

"hey did you see that guy over there? he's got a nice wonger!"
"danggg gurl where'd you get that nice wonger?"
"i'd like to be connected to the nice wonger residence please"

by crzy8 February 23, 2010

Ding Wonger

a cross between ding bat and ding Wong silly found in the south pole attempting to mate w penguins science sadly there all male. they can be funny but dangerous like the minions in despicable me. if you see one the best thing to do is call the dingarean patrol they will capture it then deliver it to its home safely.

My friends always called me a Ding Wonger this means how dangerous i was always making jokes/ roasting them. AKA a roast= insult

by gjonsey4l February 27, 2015