wonderling
Chris got wonderlinged by his drunk and mentally ill girlfriend when she punted him in the face while he was asleep.
wonderling by ecarlberg88_hh August 31, 2020
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deadman wonderland
An anime/manga series set a few years after a severe earthquake in Japan. A floating man in a red suit comes into a high school classroom and kills all the students except for one, Ganta Igarashi. Ganta is accused of murdering all his classmates and sent to an amusement park-like prison called Deadman Wonderland, aka the most twisted prison in the world. Prisoners are forced to battle each other on live TV, have body parts removed, etc. While at the prison, Ganta discovers his "Branch of Sin," the ability to manipulate his own blood. As he learns more about this ability, he starts to realize he may finally break free, and get revenge on the Red Man that murdered his friends.
Person 1: "Have you seen Deadman Wonderland?"
Person 2: "Yes! It's so awesome and intense! I feel so bad for poor Ganta though!"
Person 2: "Yes! It's so awesome and intense! I feel so bad for poor Ganta though!"
deadman wonderland by AnimeRat October 27, 2013
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wandering trader
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”
wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021
Wonderland Mafia
A Gang based in San Antonio Texas. They are run From Career Pointe College out of Wonderland Mall on Fredericksburg road. They pay homage to the Texas Mexican Mafia while in prison. They are allies with Heartless Mafia and Dunnigans aka Doogins. They are a whites only organisation and operate in secrecy. Little is known about the group. They also have connections with the Supine Bicyclists and the French Camp Mafia. They are rivals with Area 51 Motorsports. Whites Only, White Males, Disgruntled Employees, Cry Babies, Backyardigans, Triple K Mafia, Triple 6 Mobstuhz, and White Family Club aka WFC are all in connection with Wonderland Mafia. The Ku Klux Klan oversees all these groups Including Texas Mexican Mafia aka Mexikanemi. Their main goal is maintaining white supremacy, power and controll. They produce their own spice and sell it to Mexicans to fund their operations. They are foot soldiers for the KKK. The KKK will rise once again and gain world domination. Upon completion of these goals they will genocide off all non whites, liberals, gays, and low IQ or simple individuals. The white master race will then traverse the galaxy (milky way) and colonise other planets. Once this goal is completed they will colonise every galaxy in the universe and the white race will inhabit the entire universe. After completing this goal of universal domination they will begin creating and controlling many other universes exponentially until the Klan becomes eternal and never ending.
Dam homie Wonderland Mafia really run them streets. What it do baby! Texas Tea! H-Town! Paul Wall Baby you know what it is.
Wonderland Mafia by SavannahAfrica July 6, 2019
Just wondering
Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.
Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011
Word of the Day on April 12, 2018
Wondering Wanker
A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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