Wonder Wank 

When you begin to have "feelings" for a girl that appear as love but may just be lust you begin to think of an elaborate future together in your pants. However, in order to establish whether or not this is love you will masturbate, or "wank" thinking of them, sometimes with the aid of pictures. After climaxing you begin to regain your normal though process and are no longer thinking with your dick. If the feelings stay its love, if not then it was not meant to be.

" I wasn't sure if should ask her out, so I did a quick wonder wank and realized how annoying she was"

"I had a quick wonder wank and I KNOW I love her!"

Wonder Wank by trissy2662 January 16, 2015

wonderwanking

When you have a grandad licking you off then you say ohh nice wonder wank

OHH DADDY WONDERWANK ME

THATS A GOOD WONDERWANKING

wonderwanking by Huma huma huma May 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016